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Friday, September 21, 2007

Morning post

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WoW it has been about a week since i last post and entry. well lately i am swamped. Busy hai! Prelims... phew! and now it is over! reached home about half-an-hour ago. so now before i have anything to do, i better post. it has been a tough week for me too.

A lot of people are celebrating their birthdays this month! i want to give a birthday shout out to all of them! Happy birthday to Yuzil, Nurul Ain and Salahuddin who celebrated their birthday yesterday, 20th September. Happy Birthday to Nurul Huda and Faris Fong who celebrated their birthday on the 17th September. and a Happy Birthday to Amir who celebrated his birthday on the 18th September. and finally a wonderful happy birthday to all of you who are born on September and are September babies and are especially Virgos!!! haha

I am so freaking pissed at them. yes them! the same old Mary, Swan and Tory. well i am going to reveal what happened in a third party's view... so here i go:

It was a Sunday, 16th September 2007. As usual there's family gathering at Nick's, Swan's and Tory's grandmother's place. At a about 4pm Swan asked Nick to accompany her to the shop to get some stuffs. Swan and Nick asked Tory to come along. Unknowingly, Swan messaged Mary asking her to come along. so upon reaching the Lift lobby, Swan told us Mary asked the three of us to go to her block. Nick was like totally against it. The three of them were heading a different direction and Mary's house is in a different direction. but seeing that its 2 versus 1, so Nick had to follow.

Upon reaching Mary's block, the three of them approached Mary. Mary was like greeting Swan and Tory impressively. She did not even bother looking at Nick. Mary suddenly say she has to go to the shop which is all the way to the back where the bus stop 69 is. Arguments arise and Nick had to follow. While walking, Nick realized something, the three of them were walking in one straight row while Nick was behind them. the three of them were just talking to each other!

Four of them reached the place which sells the stuffs which Mary had to buy for some other people. For a second though Nick felt a familiar sense whereby Mary is always a slave of others! haha! While waiting, Nick borrowed Swan's phone and messaged Sufi and Tracey. Since Sufi is at her home so Nick just messaged her. after buying the stuffs, we head back to Mary's block. It was at that instance Mary remembered she had to return their aunt's attire. she forced all of them to come up to her house. Nick was overpowered by them so he had to follow. he messaged Tracey saying he's in hell and please come down to accompany him.

The four of them left Mary's place and head to the shop which Swan wanted to go. Walked past Nick's, Tory's and Tracey's place. wait a little while for Tracey and soon Tracey joined them. As soon as Tracey joined them, it was Mary, Swan and Tory together, Nick and Tracey together! So the five of them walked until they reached the shop. Swan bought a lot of stuffs. So did Mary.

After they are done at the shop, (it was a 'pasar malam' btw, and some shops) they walked back home. Because Swan recently had a operation like a month ago, she cannot carry heavy stuffs. Mary offered to carry those stuffs. obviously Mary was carrying loads of stuffs while Nick and Tracey are not carrying anything. Halfway walking, as usual the Axis Powers would gossip. Swan and Tory were like totally in contrast to the fact that Nick and Tracey are not carrying anything and that their beloved Mary is carrying all the stuffs.

They sounded Nick and Tracey in the almost harsh manner. Nick did not even bother while Tracey offered to carry. Mary was being fakely modest and saying it is ok! Nick simply said, "die tak mintak tolong angkat. jadi aku tk yah angkat ah! kalau die nk, die akan cakap kan." Swan was totally infuriated at Nick. So they five of them continued walking.

Nick and Tracey always joke around with each other. usually the medium they use is English. When Nick said something which sounded like a highly standard kind of English for Mary, Swan and Tory, Swan suddenly said sarcastically towards Nick, "Wah! speaking English! sey! tanak kalah" Nick and Tracey frowned ad looked at each other. Soon the five of them reached Swan's, Nick's and Tory's grandmother's house. Upon reaching there, the five of them head to the kitchen, Swan's mummy was making doughnut made from scratch and by the time they reached home, its left to just the dipping of chocolate or sugar part. Swan's mummy asked Swan why bought 1 bottle of milk and Swan said, "Orang kan tak boleh angkat berat2, lagi pon NI NI ( while saying the Ni, Swan was pointing at Nick who was directly beside her) tak tahu tolong! berjalan dengan tangang kosong aje!" Nick quickly retaliate, "OI! si gemok tu tak mintak tolong kan bodoh! kalau susah sangat untok die angkat die mesti suroh tolong kan! alamak!"

Nick left the kitchen and head to the living room. Nick was super infuriated at Swan. For a split second Nick thought Swan as in love with Mary or something. as for the doughnut, she bother giving one medium size tupperware of doughnut to Mary when she asked for it. Well its Mary! anything for her is possible! Scank! What if its some other people. Surely a straight no! 1 pathetic doughnut is enough. For example Tracey asked for 1 doughnut, Swan developed a grudging look on her face! it was Swan's mother who gave some to Tracey!

Nick, Tracey and Sufi definitely hate Mary, Swan and Tory and vice versa. All the while Mary and Tracey always have issues and totally are rivals. Nick and Swan have issues and are rivals. Sufi and Tory have issues and are rivals. so this is best fit.

I think its until here for now.

ALVIDA!!!

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SLurBp @ 9:28 am

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Happy Birthday

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It is September 12 today and it means only one thing: it is MY Birthday! hmm, well Happy Birthday Muhammad Fhariz Bin Hashim. WoW! i have turned 18! finally feel so legal! haha ok this year was a rather set back at the start but it became wonderful comes evening.

In the morning was my Prelims Examinations and it was English Paper 1 and 2. I think i screwed paper 1. paper 2 was rather Okay but both passage A and B was about snakes! URGH!!! damn the bloody setter! of all things snakes! why can't it be crocodiles or dinosaurs or sword swallowing etc. and eventually i discovered i am suffering from Ophidiophobia! - the fear of snakes! Eww!!!

after papers, i head home. reached home at about 12.30pm. generally i studied and enjoyed myself much at home. at about 5.30pm, my family and i, we went to TM. we went to the bank, my daddy had to do some transactions. after that we went to the toilet. after that we went to starhub at level 2 to scan the phone area and then we head to Pizza Hut to have our dinner. and seeing that it is my birthday, it is kind of appropriate. while ordering, my aunt showed up surprisingly and joinned us. well actually my mom had asked her to come by Pizza Hut after working to join us. Seeing that my aunt's birthday was yesterday, 11th September and today, September 12 is my birthday! so my parents would like to give my aunt a birthday treat as well, together with me and my family. eventually my parents intended to Invite Sharf seeing that her birthday falls on the 7th September but situation did not permit. Some other time perhaps. and Dinner was Magnificent!

after dinner went to NTUC at the basement. something funny occured. while our way to the NTUC, we walked past this chinese shop or sumthing and this 'apek' was promoting babi and he offered it to me! i mean Hello! do i look like one babi-eater? hah! URGH!!! went NTUC, after that left TM but we managed to score some milkshake at the Mcdonald's dessert kiosk. after that we walked back home. upon reaching our block, we said goodbye to our aunt as her house is further up. we went up, reached storey 8, entered our house and guess what, i rushed for the toilet! BIG nature calls! haha well im a KBs! - Kuat Berak! ahahaha...

Well tomorrow starts fasting man! this is just WoW! haha i am really thrilled. tonight the 'Terawih' praying has already started. well my aim is to achieve Puasa full for this year! i have been puasa - ing full for the past 2 years and i am definitely going to puasa full again for this year! Yeay...

ouh well i want to watch some TV and then off to bed. i shall take my leave now...

ALVIDA!!!

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SLurBp @ 9:54 pm

Monday, September 10, 2007

Loathesome as accustomed

Hiya blog...

The earlier part of today was just horrible. mainly because i was at school during that period of time and its the first day of term 4. well the word term 4 ultimately remind me of nothing but exams... serious exams seeing that i am seating for O levels. i so want to do the best out of it.

So in school today nothing much happened. i was rather disappointed. i guess i might have had high expectation for today. but what i did was just plain wrong. i should have just let it be as nasty as it has always been and just let the chips fall where it may.

URGH!!! i hate her man! i just hate her! she never fail to piss me off! now i truly understand what Seri had gone and is still going through right now. YOU filthy little scank! u know what i am goinna call YOU needy. why? because YOU are a one bloody needy. big time! YOU deserves a name too... Hmm, there: NEEBIE shall be yours.

something happened in school today. actually it was a number of things. first off he-who-had-been-glaring-at-me did not looked at me today actually. for the first time! *blessings* but honestly that bugger's same kind was behaving rather weird. extremely odd than usual. something striked me and pissed me off the moment 'it' took place. Hmm, well i guess i might wanna elaborate it in a third party's view. so hear it goes:

Nick remembered about 'the' file that first of all he shot and unwillingly saved in a person's gadget. as of today, Nick wanted to at least view the file. Nick asked the person for the gadget as he wanted to view it. suddenly Neebie was like in denial. when Nick asked Neebie for 'the' file, Neebie asked Nick why Nick wants that file. Nick was taken aback and infuriated. so Nick requested Neebie to send it over the messaging system later on in the evening.

To top things off, last two period was History. boring as it has always been. this part i shall get to the chase. i was seated at the row directly beside a window over-looking some HDB apartments along Tampines Street 84. the block which has an irritating shop at the ground floor. Syahidah's the name. so as i was enduring the very moments in that History class, i chose to suddenly switch off and enjoy the horrendous view. it was raining. the pavement was slippery. funny stories, i saw a man slipped, fall and slided until he hits the nearest pillar. it was hilarious. i could not believe what i saw. so as a respect towards that freaking History teacher of mine who was teaching, i did not burst out laughing. i tried my very best to control myself but i ended up smiling and giggled. THAT caught my teacher's attention. and undoubtedly she chose to sound me off in front of the entire class. i was startled. she asked why am i smiling and laughing away to myself. was there anything underneath my table? then she asked whether i am alright! the whole class cracked and burst out laughing! guess how embarrassed i was at that moment. and as usual, fat-ass would interfere. he asked if i am crazy. that is just plain irritating.

it was the super late afternoon and Neebie was available. when Neebie saw Nick appearing, Neebie deliberately went off! how irritating could this be? Nick was obviously infuriated. Nick is starting to hate Neebie. Nick feels that Neebie is communicating with he-who-had-been-glaring-at-me behind everyone's back. all Nick is trying to say is its Totally their problem but it is getting sicker by the minute and for a moment Nick actually felt that Neebie was protecting he-who-had-been-glaring-at-me when that conversation topic came up! this is astringent!

after all that, i went back home. everything went rather smoothly back at home. did some studying. sometime around 5pm i met Sharf. it was nice seeing her after a long time... she went M.I.A! haha no lah she was just busy with her exams and all. i guess now its relaxed so she resumed her tutoring. she just had a birthday recently. on the 7th September. well just so you know september has a number of birthdays in my relatives ( over my mother's side ) tomorrow, 11th September is my aunt's B'day. the following, September 12 is the birthday of Yours, Truly. and on the 16th & 22nd September is the b'day of my couzins. this is as far as i can remember. pardon me if i missed out some of you.

Okay! i am prostrated right now. i want to go get some sleep. tomorrow i am having Science Practical Prelims Exams. Tomorrow flags off Prelims Exams. Darn! am i nerve-wrecked or what! haha... i shall take my leave now.

ALVIDA!!!

SLurBp @ 10:21 pm

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

5th September 2007

Hiya blog...

WoW, what a day. 5th September 2007 was indeed fun. OK today my uncle and his family plus my granny fly off to MECCAH for UMRAH. so in the morning it was so much fun, with lots n lots on couzins, all of us proceed to my uncle's place, had breakfast while waiting for the rented shuttle bus and when it arrived at about 10am, we all board the bus, wait a little while for some 'star karat' and then at about 1030am we left for Changi Airport Terminal 2 Departure Hall.

Upon reaching the airport, we reached a seating area. loads of pictures and videos were taken. mostly pictures with my uncle's family and most importantly with my granny... but sadly i think i only managed to get about 1 or 2 pictures with her. boo-hoo. but nevermind it was so much fun.... Solemn though <> loads of tears shed. loads of crying. and i still could not figure the exact reason why. had loads of BACA2 DOA. then send them of until they entered the departure transit area. again loads of crying. after that some 'not really required people' went back. Us immediate family stayed behind. well basically my this uncle is an airport staff so he invited us to have lunch at the Airport Staff Canteen... *WHEE* we had to travel 4 storey higher. but it was fun... managed to get seats for all of us at the back of the canteen where the view is splendid. its a high-rise garden overlooking the plane area and beyond it, the sea...

had loads of fun during lunch... no explanation needed. after that was even better. we all left the canteen and head to this huge lift. incredibly it fits us all!!! ( OK there were about 30 of us ) so it was super 'kecoh' haha we all head to the bus terminal at T2, board bus 34 and head home. upon reaching home we all rest, parents had to go look for furniture. HAH! i went to watch movie after that. with some people which totally pissed me off! ok i think its high time that i give them, Axis Powers, better names OK. here we go. for Gemok i shall change it to Mary. as for Mangkok i shall change it to Swan. and for Rusok i shall change it to Tory. and undoubted i have to change the names for the Allied Powers too right... for Crazy i shall change it to Sufi. for Wacky i shall change it to Tracey. and for Insane, i shall change it to Nick... ( OK, T.M.I)

so i went to GV TM with Sufi, Swan and Tory. in the bus i sat with Sufi while Swan sat with Tory. we reached Tampines interchange. Sufi and me, we were like rushing to get to the GV box-office to collect our tickets before it falls on to some other undeserving people's hands. but no Swan and Tory were like taking their own sweet time walking towards TM. luckily we managed to get our tickets and secure our seats. after that, there's still like half-an-hour before our show starts, ( we watched HAIRSPRAY btw ) so i suggested to go to NTUC and see if we could grab some cool stuffs to eat. Sufi totally agreed. Swan and Tory were like totally against the idea. they insisted on waiting outside GV and just wait to kill time. i forced them to come along. point to note, Tory showed her big-headedness down there and especially because one of her member was there. well too bad for her its me she's dealing with and i don't give a fuck. so yeah dragged them down and to their dismay, Sufi and me did not get anything. HAHA! gossiping definitely occurred between the both of them

Out of the blue, Sufi's sister called saying she want to join us. Bummer! at the last minute. so Sufi and me rushed towards the escalator to get to level one. Swan and Tory were like fucking slow. they ended up calling us saying they took the lift up. Sufi and me waited at MC TM. while waiting Swan called saying their buy their foods first ( nachos and popcorn ) while waiting for us. this totally infuriated Sufi and me... especially me! because when we were at NTUC, i suggested we buy 1 nachos combo and 1 popcorn combo and the price is to be divided by four, so it'll ease us four. but they decided to do things their way. WTF! i was freaking pissed. Sufi's sister arrived and we rushed our way to level 4, to GV. Sufi bought nachos combo and i bought popcorn combo with the usual Ben & Jerry's Cookie Dough *YUMMY*. and sufi's sister bought herself one popcorn combo. she had to sat away from us. well in front of us actually. so as usual the two of them were like bloody slow, i shouted at them: "Cepat lah! BODOH!" well the 'bodoh' was for 2 sets of popcorn and nachos combo. URGH!!! we climb up the stair and entered the cinema hall.

Tory stepped on my foot and Swan knocked me with her gigantic butt. when i said this to them, Tory laughed and Swan said: "Padan muke kau!" i could not believe this. Swan is actually on strike! those are attacking phrases! URGH!!! temperature rising... so movie starts and we watched. i attacked 2 pieces of Swan's popcorn... haha just for fun. offered her ice-cweam and she refused. so i ate it all alone but Sufi ate some too. Tory didn't want as well. Sufi and me shared out food. i guess the both of them must be doing the same thing...

The movie ended at exactly 610pm. we left the cinema hall at exactly 615pm. the show rocks but it was OK. so Sufi and me had to rush because we do not want to miss 'ManjaLara' at 630pm. so we rushed to interchange. Sufi and her sister took the train so bubbye to the both of them. Tory wanted to go to the toilet but i refused to halt. haha im such a pain in the ass. we or rather I was rushing our way to interchange. bumped into my aunt and Swan queued for the bus with my aunt as they are going in the same direction. Tory and me queued at another bus because we were heading for a different direction. bus came, board the bus and 10 mins later, reached our stop.

we walked as fast as we could to our block, and we head home. reached home at exactly 640pm. i quickly switched on the TV and watched 'ManjaLara'. missed the first 10 mins of it. but yeah... it was really a set-back watching that show.

OK so thats basically it. Sufi and me were super pissed off at both Swan and Tory. Idiot! OK i know some people would be confused after reading this. to those who understand, good for you. haha but to those who don't, then try to. it'll benefit you. because this is just the start.

I shall take my leave

ALVIDA!!!

SLurBp @ 8:22 pm

Monday, September 03, 2007

Katch-UP!

Hiya blog...

i am extremely depressed right now. think i might be having mood swings right now. i get pissed off over everything, even though some things are as small as the size of a teaspoon. it has been a while since i last blog. i have been busy and sometimes i just could not be bothered. Ha ha ha.

i want to go Johor! i do not know why or who to blame. everytime i want to go JB, i can't . each and every time. i just do not know why? WHY?! is destined for my not to go there? i want to go!!!! URGH!!! and right now my brother and my couzins are playing monopoly in my room and i am agitated by the noise they produced. just feel like throwing that monopoly out of my room and kick each of them asses. URGH!!! NOISY!

My life is a giant sucking hole of nothingness! i have absolutely nothing. dearest couzin, may i have my mp3 back? i cannot live without it. please give it back to me. thank-you very much. i don't have nothing. i am super depressed. why are all these happening right now? i so do not need all of these. why? porqué? boredom is killing me.

i hate people who loves looking at me. i feel insecure and uncomfortable. it is like i don't have the freedom to do the things i am doing. URGH!!! YOU please stop looking/staring/glaring at me. its kind of irritating. if YOU have something to say then say it. don't stare at me like that. it is so unconfortable.

yesterday there's 'kenduri' at my uncle's place. and guess what there were politics. OK i am not interested in the politics among the adults but i am more interested in the politics among us teens. ok so first of all i should not type in real name just to hide identities. so basically there were 2 groups. each has 3 members in it. the 2 groups are Allied Powers and Axis Powers ( OK i admit i am lame, very history-ish but and seeing that i am studying history, this situation really best fit. ) OK in Axis Powers there were, Gemok, Mangkok and Rusok. Allied Powers there were, Crazy, Wacky and Insane. earlier this yr there had been huge conflicts. i shall not unravel that part... i just wanna talk about whatever happened on Sunday, 2nd September 2007.

the day went by as it was supposed to. somehow or rather Axis powers were there, complete 3 members. so Insane had to tolerate and endure the moments while the other 2 of the Allied member has not arrive. a while later, Crazy came. Insane felt relieved. so undoubtedly Axis Powers starts their usual gossiping. and so did Insane and Crazy. Insane and Crazy were freaking mad, gossiping like hell. about an hour later, Wacky came. so Allied Powers were complete.

Axis Powers want to go to the shop. Mangkok asked Crazy to follow. Crazy asked Insane to follow and Insane asked Wacky to come along. ( DUH! ) Upon seeing the Allied Powers, Gemok was pissed of. Gemok was pissed off at Mangkok. Gemok said, 'pandai' at Mangkok and Mangkok said sorry. so the 3 of them walked and Gemok accelerated Gemok's speed all of the sudden and Gemok was front-er abit. Allied Powers followed behind... and i think Gemok was just too afraid and that is why after that nothing happened. i am freakin pissed at pungent.

just finished helping nana with her blog. funny stories, she asked me whether does pungent has a blog. i replied, "does she even know what is blog...?"... and then we both laughed. pungent does not blog... that is why she's like that... you know my brother is right. Pungent ought to scrub all those 'DAKIs' around her neck, knees and many2 other undesirable areas... EWW!!

think i'll wrap it here for now

ALVIDA!!!

SLurBp @ 10:28 pm

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